Today my brother Sam and I were swimming late at night at a hotel pool when some 70 year old security guard came out and said we needed to get out of the pool so he could close the pool. Earlier Sam and I had been in a sauna next to the pool and we left our stuff in the sauna. The security guard had locked the sauna shut so we asked him to open it and he did. Then we proceeded to converse with him and he brought up the Olympic team tryouts and he started to curse a little which surprised me. As he went on he noticed that my brother had stretched ears and asked if my brother if he had been to Africa. The answer was no. He then began to tell us about the “insane shit” our generation does. He ended up telling us a story about a bachelor party he had viewed while being a security guard and told us about how they had a stripper/prostitute with a pierced vagina and how she poured liquor into test tubes and shoved then up her vagina and had the guys open the test tube with their mouths and drink the liquor. At the end of the his story we parted ways and he said… “Back in my day we just stuck to GangBangin’.”
I will never forget that man.